I need a premium membership. I know 'cause my data bar says "Needs premium membership." I suppose it has given up on me ever paying for the privilege that dA generously sponsors with its free entitlements, and it is now publically begging the dA community at large. For what I cannot privately afford. There are other things I truly need, but as far as dA is concerned, these are ancillary concerns that distract me from my commitments here. It is sad. With a threadbare wool overcoat, a funny hat with ear covers, and a tin cup, the image would be complete. I am a dA derelict.
If by a miraculous intervention, some generous philanthropist drops a membership into my cup, I promise not to spent it (not all of it at least) posting poorly drawn, half naked pictures of women, or erotic anthro slashfic illustrations involving Draco and Ron as hermaphrodite chipmunks.